Here is an email from my Systematic Theology Professor…
Dear Systematic Theologians,
Three things from me.
First, you should be getting your marks for the first assignment this week.
Second, I’ve been asked about late assignments. All late assignments will be docked a letter grade for each day the work is late. So if it is graded an ‘A’ and is a day late, it gets ‘A-‘; if two days late, ‘B+’; three days, ‘B’ … and so on.
Third, if you’re wondering ‘why would he EVER think I’ll turn in a piece of work late? What could be more important than theology?!’ Well, I know. I agree. I understand. But … some people are like this:
It explains a lot, don’t you think? See you Tuesday.